shiver me timbers... arrr!
Jesse's kindie holds a Pirates Party.
We bought the boy a plastic sword and a bandana, snipped up some clothes and a belt, and drew him a seafood tattoo. Too bad we can't put an eyepatch on him, otherwise he might have had a real shot at Best Pirate Costume award.
I sent him to school and called Mae after. "Did the other kids have better costumes?" the wife asked, to which I answered in the affirmative. "Aww, you should have drawn him a moustache like I asked you to," Mae sighed with regret.
Mae is a soccer mom.
Me, I've found my calling in life. Making costumes for my kid. :)