I have a client who can't make up his mind without consulting his horde of minions. Which is fine, except they're all monkeys.
"Hey monkeys," he'd ask them, "what do you think of this new brand identity design."
"Ooohh ooohh aaahhh ahhh!!!" they'd screech in unison, "Monkey wants bananas!"
That's when he'd come up to me and say, "Sorry James," almost apologetically. "I like it, but I think my guys prefer something yellow."
Heh. This started out as a rant. I was all huffy and puffy and about to blow the house down and then I ended up amusing myself very much with my own clever little story.
Cheaper than therapy and just as effective. Viva blogging!