In other ass-related news, I have a cousin whom we sometimes call Anal Rampage. I can't remember why, but I think it had sometime to do with some porn we found in his keeping. We stopped calling him that for years now cos we eventually moved on to other things, but with all that's been going on lately, I feel inspired to reunite the boy and his name. :)
And that's the end of that subject. I know I'm a little behind time on this one, but hey, what are you gonna do? Anyway, I'll be back. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
I could go on. But I'll spare you.