Sunday, March 9, 2008

Memorable Birthday

I remember my 19th birthday. I was 19, and it was my birthday, and I remember it.

I went to my girlfriend's house to celebrate that evening. I drove my ass all the way across town to see her, half expecting to get lucky a nice surprise. Well, I got a surprise. It wasn't nice, but it was a surprise nonetheless. The girl decided to dump me that night.

She could have picked any other night to do the deed, but maybe she wanted it to be memorable. It's a shitty thing to do to a guy, dumping him on his birthday. But she did it anyway. The bitch.

I wonder what's happened to her. Perhaps she's gone to live in the constituency of Sg. Siput. Heh.

Oh yeah, it's my birthday today. Wish me. And I swear this story is true, except maybe that last part. Any similiarities to current issues are purely coincidental.
Posted by ThatJames at 2:57 AM
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15 comments:

  1. lilianMarch 9, 2008 at 3:25 AM

    Happy Birthday? You are one day later than Sungai Siput guy hor?
    And what are you doing up at this hour lah!

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  2. JasonMarch 9, 2008 at 6:55 AM

    Happy birthday, James.

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  3. maggieMarch 9, 2008 at 7:13 AM

    Happy Birthday! ^_^

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  4. amyzingMarch 9, 2008 at 7:54 AM

    heppy birdday to uuuu, heppy birdday to uuuu, happy birdday dear Jaaaammmmeeees, heppy birdday to uuuu....

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  5. Mama BoKMarch 9, 2008 at 5:12 PM

    Happy birthday..!

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  6. duckieMarch 9, 2008 at 11:38 PM

    happy birthday!
    sg siput guy? probably an yek of God.

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  7. joMarch 10, 2008 at 1:29 AM

    happy birthday!
    i spent 3 birthdays with a boyfriend. he never celebrated for me. so cheer up bout your one shitty birthday ;)

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  8. PonytailMarch 10, 2008 at 10:32 AM

    Happy Birthday James!

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  9. babe_klMarch 10, 2008 at 11:17 AM

    happy belated burpday!!!

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  10. ginaMarch 10, 2008 at 12:11 PM

    Happy bday, asswipe! March 9 is semi value's "bestest" bday present.. and also everyone's "bestest" present - to a new Malaysia!

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  11. FanboyMarch 11, 2008 at 12:23 PM

    You have no shame. XD Happy birthday anyway...maybe somebody will give you a tupperware full of it.

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  12. thatjamesMarch 13, 2008 at 5:38 PM

    Many thanks for the wishes, people!!
    Lilian, staying up to wait for your updates lah. Hahah!
    Yes Duckie, even God cannot tahan the fler.
    Oh no, Jo. You need a new boyfriend. And stay away from Sg Siput.
    Hahah, asswipe. Yes, everybody's celebrating.
    What is this "shame" I keep hearing about, Fanboy?

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  13. mottApril 2, 2008 at 7:53 AM

    heh heh heh..now i'll ALWAYS remember ur birthday! just 3 days after no.3!!!
    so many ppl were born in the month of march...why ah? very laku meh? or...the month of june/july, very 'heng' to make babies ah???
    ;-)

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  14. RadhaMay 27, 2008 at 1:33 PM

    Hi James,
    are the same one from the Citroen forum.. hehe.... i noticed your xm in the workshop. looks great mate.
    Cheers.

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  15. thatjamesJune 3, 2008 at 8:16 PM

    Ha MOTT, no 3 must be a clever fellow like me. :)
    Hey Radha! The XM needs plenty of work.

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