Today, driving along Jalan Damansara, I noticed a billboard for Underworld 2 (a.k.a. Underworld: Evolution) starring Kate Beckinsdale.
"Oh, look," I tell Mae, "It's Underworld 2!" The first movie was kind of crappy, and so Mae is as enthusiastic about this one as she is about a root canal. I, however, am more forgiving.
"This movie deserves a second outing," I tell the wife, "because it's got Kate Beckinsdale in a tight leather costume." To which Mae reaffirms my credibility as a movie reviewer.
"You're an idiot!"
No wonder we never see too many movies these days. Heh. What can I say? Guys are easier to please.