Monday, March 20, 2006

The Forbidden Fruit Complex

It's a man thing. For some reason, we like the things we cannot have. When it's laid out there on a platter for us, we couldn't care less about it. But once it's out of bounds, that's when we want it most. And this can be just about anything:
  • That elusive fish
  • Bigfoot
  • That out-of-production car
  • A hole-in-one
  • Somebody's wife
  • Landing on the moon
The bible says Eve coerced Adam into plucking that forbidden fruit. But I suspect it was Adam's idea all along. He can't help it. He's a man. And men are hunters. We like the thrill of the chase. The adrenaline rush.

Tsk, tsk, tsk! Dangerous creatures, we men.

10 comments:

  1. Hahah... what is it that you want now? :P

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  2. oh.so.dangerous
    I say it's the hormones

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  3. James wants a plate of char koay teow with extra, crispy fried lard, big prawns, cockles, chinese sausages.....
    and he is on a diet and now his mind is playing tricks on him.

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  4. indeed you are so right - the most dangerous creature on earth is man.

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  5. errr... hard to defend man on this issue right? let's switch to the weight issue on women instead :P

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  6. At last someone agrees with me! That it was Adam! You men are always blaming the women for things which you men actually did yourself! "O, don't write it down in history that it was actually the men's fault, Blame it on the women, she won't mind!" Hahhaha
    :p

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  7. anjali's lawak lima sen untuk hari ini
    Mankind (and womankind as well!) would have been saved if Adam & Eve were Chinese. They would have eaten the serpent instead of the forbidden fruit! LOL.

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  8. anjali - true, but i also expect that the chinese adam and eve will open the fruit, take the seed..plant it.. make more fruits and then sell it for profit.

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  9. Who's wife you want now? :lol:

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  10. Wouldn't you like to know, Domestic Goddess? :)
    Actually, it's more the fluids, Husband. :lol:
    Hahah, good guess, Lilian!
    Which is why men need women, Lucia. Hahhah...
    Whatsamatter with you Eggy? Got a deathwish? Hahahahhaha...
    Not this man, Chiwi. :)
    Good point Anjali. Here's 5 sen. :D
    Either that, Leo, or they'll cook the serpent with the fruit.
    Bonnie: A guy who's decided to let her go. ;)

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