Single Again

Mae is out of town for the week. It's the first time in four years, since we got married, that we've been apart. To celebrate commemorate the occasion, I'm throwing an orgy. Hahahahahaha!

Anyway, since yesterday was a working Saturday for me, I drop Jesse off at the in-laws and suggest that perhaps he spend the night there since I might work late. His grandparents love the suggestion so much they've decided to take him on Sunday night too.

So here I am, single again with plenty of time on my hands and not much to do. So I've decided to do the stuff Mae never lets me do.

First up is the Eye Popping 5-Day DVD Festival. I will watch 15 movies in the next few days, or until my damn eyes pop out of their sockets. Two down so far.

Next up is the 5-Day Heart-Attack-Inducing Chow Down! Over the course of the 5 days that Mae is absent, I will survive on an endless supply of Char Kuey Teow, Paan Mein, Nasi Lemak, instant noodles and anything with copious amounts of pork, or pork fat in it! Until Mae gets back or I keel over my Paan Mein.

Then there's the 5-Day Pasar Malam Stakeout where I will be covering as many Night Markets as I can find in the Klang Valley. This will usually be accompanied by the Uncle Ho DVD Shopping Spree.

One way or another, I'm so dead when Mae gets home. Wish me luck! :)