Sunday, April 2, 2006

Single Again

Mae is out of town for the week. It's the first time in four years, since we got married, that we've been apart. To celebrate commemorate the occasion, I'm throwing an orgy. Hahahahahaha!

Anyway, since yesterday was a working Saturday for me, I drop Jesse off at the in-laws and suggest that perhaps he spend the night there since I might work late. His grandparents love the suggestion so much they've decided to take him on Sunday night too.

So here I am, single again with plenty of time on my hands and not much to do. So I've decided to do the stuff Mae never lets me do.

First up is the Eye Popping 5-Day DVD Festival. I will watch 15 movies in the next few days, or until my damn eyes pop out of their sockets. Two down so far.

Next up is the 5-Day Heart-Attack-Inducing Chow Down! Over the course of the 5 days that Mae is absent, I will survive on an endless supply of Char Kuey Teow, Paan Mein, Nasi Lemak, instant noodles and anything with copious amounts of pork, or pork fat in it! Until Mae gets back or I keel over my Paan Mein.

Then there's the 5-Day Pasar Malam Stakeout where I will be covering as many Night Markets as I can find in the Klang Valley. This will usually be accompanied by the Uncle Ho DVD Shopping Spree.

One way or another, I'm so dead when Mae gets home. Wish me luck! :)

14 comments:

  1. Good luck.. James..! and have fun.. kekeke!!

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  2. aiyooo uncle... call me lar, i follow you go makan. and celebrate your pseudo-bachelorhood

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  3. Brownie@CollFrHellApril 2, 2006 at 6:24 PM

    working saturday? huh? got meh? how come nobody told me that? hehehe..

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  4. Can I join your 2nd carnival? Food eating.

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  5. Fuh! lucky fler... just hope that Mae dun have to call the police to crash down the door and find you lying under your body fat and piles of DVD :P

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  6. yum seng !!!.... to being single &
    enjoy while it last.

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  7. Buaya69 predicts, (1) the 5 Day DVD Fest will be achieved, (2) Maggi Mee Fest at home coz no time to eat out (DVD mar), and (3) You go to pasar malam to stake out HOTBABES in HOTPANTS, not DVDs.... muahahahar!

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  8. did someone say orgy?
    I'm bringing my camera...

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  9. egghead; HAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
    sashi; usually one would think of utlitlisng other tools...
    Hey, has Jesse uttered the CHEESE thingy yet?

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  10. You make Mae sound like Hitler or something...

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  11. what bliss! I mean for Mae..not hvg to take care of jesse n u..!! HAHAHAHAHAAH

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  12. Jom let's go Kanna Menjalara and eat piles of deep fried sotong.

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  13. Ooh, indeedy, MamaBok!
    Brownie: And let you boss us over? :lol:
    Hahah Leo... didn't want to pull anyone else into the darkside, dude!
    Too bad it isn't progressing to well, Jason. :o(
    Dun forget naked, Egghead!
    Yum seng, Anonymous! :lol:
    Right you are, Buaya. Hahahah!!!
    Now that's perversed, Sashi! :lol:
    Husband: And even if he does now, what will I do about it!? :lol:
    Bonnie, if Mae as Hitler, they won't be serving anymore pork at German restaurants. Hahahah!
    I'm sure she is, MOTT!
    Dun tempt me, ST! :D

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  14. simple, James. ATTACK!!!

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