Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Affair

Mae and I have the weirdest conversations. Tonight, as I accompanied her to bed she asked, "How would I know if you were having an affair?"

With dead seriousness, I masterfully concocted the perfect answer for my wife. "My lifestyle would change. I would stop wanting to stay up late. I would stop wanting to watch DVDs at home."

She pondered perplexedly upon my enigmatic answer.

Yessss... it's working. She was buying it hook, line and sinker. Perhaps now she'll stop nagging me for staying up late. Perhaps now she'll stop calling me a TV addict. Perhaps now I'll be able to stay up late all night, every night. And from now on, I'd be able to watch DVD upon DVD until my eyes pop out!

Then she broke the silence with evil cackle, "Hahahh... nice try! Too bad I'm not buying it."

Oh well, back to the drawing board. *sigh*
Posted by ThatJames at 12:00 AM

12 comments:

  1. JackMay 18, 2004 at 3:00 AM

    hahahaha!! mae the great ... she spotted the trap and evaded it!

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  2. JasmineMay 18, 2004 at 6:41 AM

    Haha maybe you should have turned the tables on her and asked HER the same question.

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  3. ChristopherMay 18, 2004 at 9:51 AM

    Pure genius! Too bad it didn't work.

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  4. oliviasyMay 18, 2004 at 10:35 AM

    u fumbled, dude :P

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  5. DeeMay 18, 2004 at 10:50 AM

    ahahahaha...*rolls with laughter*-sorry,james can't help it ;)

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  6. petertanMay 18, 2004 at 11:27 AM

    You very devious lar....

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  7. ytMay 18, 2004 at 12:53 PM

    It amazes me how your mind works. Mae must really know u so well. Good for her! :))

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  8. ZsarinaMay 18, 2004 at 4:23 PM

    I think you successfully evaded the REAL question she was asking, James...:-)

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  9. jamesMay 18, 2004 at 7:04 PM

    You bet, Jack. The woman is getting too smart for me! :)
    Jasmine, she actually volunteered the info - but I told her no, I didn't wanna know. I know she was gonna pull the same thing with me. She'll probably say something like "I'll stop shopping!!" :lol:
    Too bad indeed, Christopher! But hey, I have a few more tricks up my sleeve. Let's see... :)
    ... but I shall return, olivia!
    You can use this info someday, eh, Dee?
    I try, peter. But I think Mae's ahead of me.
    Hey, no fair! No ganging up on me now, yt!! :lol:
    Ooh, you're a dangerous one, Zsarina. There'll be no fooling you. ;)

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  10. Ash.oxMay 19, 2004 at 10:19 AM

    Actually, still can salvage one!
    Heheheh.

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  11. jamesMay 20, 2004 at 1:44 AM

    WooOoO Ash. You're a dangerous one! :) C'mon, share already!!!

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  12. GinaMay 20, 2004 at 12:54 PM

    Actually, if I am Mae, I wouldn't be bothered to ask that Q also, since James himself consider himself, BUTT-UGLY.

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