Mae and I have the weirdest conversations. Tonight, as I accompanied her to bed she asked, "How would I know if you were having an affair?"
With dead seriousness, I masterfully concocted the perfect answer for my wife. "My lifestyle would change. I would stop wanting to stay up late. I would stop wanting to watch DVDs at home."
She pondered perplexedly upon my enigmatic answer.
Yessss... it's working. She was buying it hook, line and sinker. Perhaps now she'll stop nagging me for staying up late. Perhaps now she'll stop calling me a TV addict. Perhaps now I'll be able to stay up late all night, every night. And from now on, I'd be able to watch DVD upon DVD until my eyes pop out!
Then she broke the silence with evil cackle, "Hahahh... nice try! Too bad I'm not buying it."
Oh well, back to the drawing board. *sigh*