I lost 5 kgs! Hurhurhurhur!!!! This must be the biggest block of deadweight I've ever lost.
Last night at my in-laws, Mae's grandma took a look and me and enquired, "You've lost weight haven't you?" Gasp! Finally, a confirmation that my trips to the gym and my tragic menu has finally paid off. "Yes, you definitely lost weight!" She was convinced.
I had been 86kgs for the last few months. This is the heaviest I have ever been in all my life. And to think that I was just a mere 55kgs back in secondary school. It's my fault really. I eat every meal like my last. I also eat when I'm happy. So it's happy happy eat eat, as you can imagine.
Before I met Mae I was lonely and sad. I was also thin and handsome. *ahem* Then Mae came along and I stuffed my face. And then Jesse came along and I stuffed my face somemore. So I guess I owe my... erm... rubinesque figure to Mae and Jesse. Yeah, Mae and Jesse suck. Hehheh!
I lost 5 kgs! I think I'll celebrate with a big-ass feast.