Thursday, July 21, 2005

Getting Stupid

I have short attention span. I need stimulus but I don't have the patience to wait for it.

Take blogs for instance. I like 'em short and sweet. "Wham, Bam, Thank you, Maam!" Two minutes in, I'm done and moving along. And just as I like to read them, I like to write them short too. Anything beyond 250 words and my brain shuts down. Unless I'm talking about food, of course. Heh! That's when my stomach kicks in to boot up my brains.

And so I find myself becoming increasingly stupid. It took me ages to figure out what the whole AP issue is all about. I just never got past AP, Rafidah and Tun Mahathir. But inject some soap opera in the thing and suddenly you've got my attention. :)

Same thing with the whole Bloggerthon thing. I've seen it all over PPS in the last few weeks but until now, I have yet to understand what it's all about. 250 words in and my mind shut down. I promise I'll get there soon.

On the other hand, I'm fairly well-versed with the KennySia-SPG controversy. Heck, I'm even a bit of an authority on the KahSoon-KaSoons thing. Bottomline: Drama! Not only am I turning stupid, I'm also becoming something of a bloody PatPhoh*!

And now, 230 words in this posting and already I'm getting bored. Next!!

patphot = gossipy lady


  1. Say no more..........those patphot.Sorry don't have time for those patphot.

  2. I don't understand it too. Like my dad said, if you don't like it, just close the screen and go watch something else. Maybe we're running out of 'good' stuff to watch. I dunno. Then again, it was never an issue to begin with, for me anyways. :)

  3. Short attention span, eh? Me too. Someone would be talking to me about one thing and I'll be babbling about a totally different thing the next 5 seconds. Heh, heh! 2 minutes ah? Err, not in bed, I hope. :P :P :P

  4. Boo Hoo Hoo. Like dat you won't read my blog lah becos I very cheong hei wan.....

  5. eeeeh how much are you pledging already?

  6. And I thought it was only me. *hi five*

  7. i love dramas, especially flame wars! muahahahahar! *i am evil today*

  8. Sometimes we love them... sometimes we love them less...
    Well.. if people don't like what they are looking at, they can protest through comments and turn to other sites.
    Is still a free space on the internet, last I heard...

  9. :lol: THQuah, when you spell it like that, it sounds like a totally different thing altogether.
    Hheh! Mei, I probably don't understand much about current affairs cos I'm busy reading the funnies. :)
    Not a chance, Primrose. In bed I'm all about focus. :lol:
    Well, at least you can be sure I read half your work, Mumsgather. Hehheh!!
    Pledging, Minishorts? Waitlah, let me understand what's going on first lah!
    *hi five* AhPink. We could form a support group.
    Only today, Belacan? ;)
    Sure Egghead. Erm... what was that last thing again? ;)

  10. LOL...if you can read Chinese, those Guang Ming press lar, China press lar, Tong Fang press will be very suitable for you, very case like HK drama.

  11. You are bloody hilarious. You're the best thing to read at 3pm, when work is sky high, the collegues are getting to you and everything feels generally crappy. You never fail to get me smiling at the screen like a jackass :)

  12. Great minds think alike or wat here..!!!! i was just thinking of the same thing . .a few days ago.. !! i love reading short and sweet articles.. and i was hoping. i could do that too.. write short, sweet and to the point.. ! but i get so long winded sometimes.. i bore myself to death..!

  13. Hhaha. yeah lah.. stupid lah.. never read my thousands of words. ahhahaha.