all Baby wants for Christmas
Lemme tell you something about parenthood. I think all parents secretly wished their children look like them. Never mind if I look like a reject from the Lucky Troll factory. Never mind that I have a face fit for radio. If Baby ever comes out looking like me, I'll be the proudest daddy in the whole wide world!
For Baby Jesse to look like me, I have taken drastic measures. Thanks to Billy-Bob's Pacifiers, Baby can now inherit daddy's thick lips and buck teeth. Hahhahh!! What a hoot!
Actually, my sis Sue and her hubby Ah Fook got this from Singapore some months back. I had tried to find it ever since receiving those hilarious shots of babies with funny teeth. Unfortunately, no one in Malaysia carries this wonderful product. Perhaps Malaysian are just too conservative for such things. Too bad. Think of all the photo opportunities thousands of Malaysian parents are missing.
But seriously, Baby can do no wrong turning out like mommy in the looks department. Combined with daddy's wit and charm (*ahem*), we'll have a little lady-killer in our hands.
Here's hoping. :)