Darth Maul, Security Officer

demoted to security detail


This here is Darth Maul. He joined our highly-esteemed (by our own low standards) organisation late in 1999 and was designated at head of security. And for the last five years he has been faithfully serving our security needs standing at his post right next to our door.


However, the time has come for us to uproot our little company in our impending relocation. As it is, we don't quite know if the guy will be joining us at our new premises since he doesn't look like he really wants to be going anywhere. We have pretty much sensed that Darth Maul here is stuck in his comfort zone and will probably bitch about how far the new office is and how transportation will be a pain. Despite his nasty demeanor and tough-guy aura, the Sith Lord can be a whinny little snot sometimes. Sith Lord my butt, I always say!


Management has considered letting him go, since his resistance towards change is starting to get everybody down. But on the other hand, he has been good for our... erm... corporate image. Perhaps its his celebrity status. Or maybe it's his freaky facial tattoos and cool threads. Or maybe its the funky Lightsaber he has. In the short time that he has been with us, he's turned our organisation into the coolest company on the planet (probably not earth)! And hence the dilemma. As much as he can be an ass, he can also be an asset. If only he'd speak his mind.